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Short Funny Quotes for Tattoo
A little but of fun keeps the heart healthy and the soul alive. Plus, it also lifts your mind up above an otherwise humdrum existence and gives you the energy to have another go at life. Check out some short funny quotes that you would love to tattoo on your skin and give yourself a reason to cheer about every day. Short Funny Quotes for Tattoo
My idiocy is endless. Without geography, you're nowhere. A line is a dot that went for a walk. ~ Paul Klee. When your IQ rises to 28, sell. ~ Irwin Corey. Thank God I’m an atheist. Awesome Funny Quotes for Tattoo We are all either fools or undiscovered geniuses. ~ Bonnie Lin. A fall into a ditch makes you wiser. ~ Chinese Proverb. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. Start every day off with a smile and get it over with. ~ W.C. Fields. Great Funny Quotes for Tattoo You can't be late until you show up. If you're gonna go, go obnoxiously. Confessions are bad for the reputation. Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism. I have quit smoking a dozen times. Good Funny Quotes for Tattoo A day without sunshine is like, night. Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of my time. Someday is not a day of the week. Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. Super Funny Quotes for Tattoo Good friends don’t let you do stupid things alone. You are reading this too closely. I love you with all my butt! Be a froot loop in a world full of cheerios. ~ Sandra R. I enjoy every minute of my insanity. Best Funny Quotes for Tattoo If I love you, what business is it of yours? ~ Johann van Goethe. Delusions are often functional. Never interrupt your opponent while he is making a mistake. It is not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere. You never learn anything by doing it right. Men have two emotions, Hungry and Horny. |
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